adcouncil:

Happy Birthday Smokey! This (candle-less) cake is for you!





i-will-followyouintothedark:

i-will-followyouintothedark.tumblr.com

timetoskeletonize:

evendemonsfall:

voyeuristicdarlings:

spooxbert:

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE

Please do not

dildon’t



comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

tardistiles:

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

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it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullshit



ingredior:

baelor:

i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die

“if i die”